You heard me right.  Space Vacation.  Yes, it appears that soon enough people will be flying themselves to the moon to check out the view of the Great Wall of China from orbit or whatever packages will be offered.  It’s only a matter of time before someone starts advertising Mars vacations a la Total Recall.  We officially live in the future.  I can talk to people across the world just by thinking the words and then passing that information along to my fingers (how very close are we to telepathy? Seriously,  someone get on this), I can exchange videos with the rest of the world with a push of a button while I’m driving (though I don’t recommend it), and now I could soon be vacationing in space.

The future rules.  I still need a robot that will do my laundry and for someone to invent teleportation, but other than that, I’m pretty happy with the future.  I’d call for flying cars, but the teleportation might render them useless.  Then again, they might impress girls, so let’s keep up with the trying to invent flying cars too.  But until then, space vacation is a pretty neat trick.  Can we start fitting rich useless people like Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and the entire cast of The Hills with spacesuits?  I’ve got a fiver on that one-way ticket.