Okay, so you’re not going to believe this, but some old guy trained his horse to ride in a car and get his beer and answer the phone for him.

No bullshit.

He tucks the damn horse in to bed!  He feeds the horse cheeseburgers (from McDonalds, which means he’s feeding the horse pieces of horse, which is weird on way too many levels for me to even get into)!  This is so mind-boggling to me that I’m having an exclamation point freakout!!!!!

My favorite part is when the owner of Patches actually says “he doesn’t actually talk on the phone.  He just kinda moves his lips.”

If I said I bet this guy’s a Mike Huckabee supporter, would that be stereotyping?