This story is so ridculous, I can’t even decide which part to cut and paste to properly convey the monstrosity and insanity.

So I’ll just go with this:

“The News of the World reported in a front page story that FIA president Mosley, 67, had taken part in a ’sadomasochistic orgy’ with five prostitutes that reportedly involved Nazi role-playing.”

You didn’t think I was going to throw around the phrase Story of the Year Candidate all willy-nilly did you?

Props to ESPN for carrying this story and lending it a legitimacy in the mainstream media it probably never would have gained otherwise.